1. westbor0baptistchurch:

    Staring at the booty like


    (via uhmeliamay)

  2. (Source: unheroically, via rlyhigh)


  3. slydigged:

    *gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

    (Source: cynicalslut666, via idkoutrights)


  4. cloritos:

    i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

    (Source: jonasbruhs, via academy)


  6. rneerkat:

    an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

    (via wastery)


  8. sarcastic-snowflake:

    So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

    (via stabs)

  9. true-funny:

    You can always tell who the best friends are.

    (Source: truefunny.com)

  10. (Source: marvelonly, via inkedupkicks)